a girl who has the flatest -ss in the universe
zafiro’s -ss is flatter than a dented wall
her -ss is so flat, she can’t even fill out any of her pants

her -ss sags in all of her pants
why is her -ss so flat? was it run over by a train? or did her parents drop her on her -ss as a baby?
a flat -ss b-tch with a beer belly
zafiro’s -ss is the most tragic and disgusting thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

zafiro’s stomach sticks out further than her -ss

zafiro had the worst case of flat -ss syndrome i’ve ever seen

mirror mirror on the wall, who is the flattest of them all? zafiro the flat -ss b-tch

she always looks like she’s 8 months pregnant

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