a girl who has the flatest -ss in the universe
zafiro’s -ss is flatter than a dented wall
her -ss is so flat, she can’t even fill out any of her pants
her -ss sags in all of her pants
why is her -ss so flat? was it run over by a train? or did her parents drop her on her -ss as a baby?
a flat -ss b-tch with a beer belly
zafiro’s -ss is the most tragic and disgusting thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
zafiro’s stomach sticks out further than her -ss
zafiro had the worst case of flat -ss syndrome i’ve ever seen
mirror mirror on the wall, who is the flattest of them all? zafiro the flat -ss b-tch
she always looks like she’s 8 months pregnant
the act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches s-xual climax. has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly. jim: man, dave was really p-ssed after i banged his wife. he wouldn’t stop texting me, […]
- little chimp
little chimp is an alcoholic drink based on a mixture of vodka, red wine, tequila, gin, rum and whisky. that little chimp drink was so bitter!
- blistering bag b*tch
when you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. they are then called “a blistering bag b-tch!” “hey duane where’s the bag of dope i gave you money for?” […]
tragically average he was so boring he was traverage.
- cuteasauras rex
some one that likes dinosaurs and they are really cute girl – do you like dinosaurs boy-yeah girl- so your a cuteasauras-rex