throat clearing
*ahem* throat clearing is an as-xual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note – the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like “we get along so well that we don’t even need to talk” whereas coughing says things like “our relationship is sick”. of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking…share the wealth and stuff…you know.
every once in awhile these things happen:
=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often…or after a good meal…or on the alphabet f-ck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the b-gg-rs out of the water…and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten
to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of “devil’s advocate”
hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.
we get it, no need for so much throat clearing.
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