throat dick


throat d-ck (noun) – an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

this insult is derived from the x- files episode – firewalker (1994) – in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people’s throats once it has reached s-xual maturity – resulting in death by what appears to be a m-ssive p-n-s protruding from the victim’s throat.
“you’re such a condescending throat d-ck!”
“i was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat d-ck.”
a male who has a sore throat from oral s-x with another male.
arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat d-ck.
quite simply, your uvula.
if i m-ssage my throat d-ck tons of saliva comes out! look!
very co-rs- way to say v-lv-
if i m-ssage the throat d-ck, lots of drool comes out

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