throat meal
the stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. it has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.
pardon me. i need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.
phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie
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an early morning bl-w j-b that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.
“dude, i feel so energized today. vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal.”
when giving a bl-wj-b, once who swallows ends up ingesting this. a synonym for spooge, j-zz, c-m, etc. can also be used to refer more generally to the p-ssive act of giving a bl-wj-b.
so dude – how did it go last night? did you serve your girlfriend some throatmeal?
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