Throatpuncher
male masturbation method where he slaps or ‘punches’ the shaft or ‘throat’ of p-n-s instead of stroking. usually done to extend staying power to avoid premature -j-c-l-t–n.
when i know i have the house to myself for a while, i’m a ruthless throatpuncher. when the wife is in the next room, i usually go for speed.
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