Throbbing Bicycle
the throbbing bicycle is a daring s-xual act, which is extremely difficult to accomplish, but will make you feel magnificent if you pull it off! in which a female is on hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her, exposing her open -n-s. the male, about 50 feet away with his pants off and on a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot away from the female. he well then jam the front brake, causing his bike to buck him forward at an exceding speed through the air, sending his erect p-n-s into the woman’s -n-s at a speed close to 20 mph.
sally thought i was just being kinky- till i ripped her -ss apart with a throbbing bicycle. now she doesn’t call me anymore.
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