Throck Morton Sign
a medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an xray,of a man’s p-n-s with respect to his lower extremity injury. a positive throck-morton sign is when the p-n-s points to the side of the injury.
senior doctor: mr. jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.
intern: incidentally, i note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right – the same side as his injuries.
senior doctor: that, my young man, is a positive throck morton sign.
intern: i have so much to learn!
senior doctor: indeed you do, indeed you do.
if you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.
tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his x-rays show his dong pointing left. doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. it’s l fractured left hip .
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