throck morton

a phrase describing the curvature of one’s p-n-s. it is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the p-n-s curves.
my weiner curves to the left, therefore i am throck morton left.
1. term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the p-n-s is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton – away from the injury

direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.
tech: “is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?”

radiologist: “why of course! didn’t you notice the throckmorton?”
in the medical field, throck morton’s describes a situation in which a male’s p-n-s points to the affected leg or side.
doctor: “this man’s got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur.”

nurse: “i don’t see anything how can you tell?”

doctor: “throck morton’s on the left.”
people of the land of mor (in ireland) of the clan throck.
(comes from ireland…)
the throck morton’s are a fine bunch!
when you are about to bring a girl to your bedroon to have s-x and you tell as many friends as possible to hide in your room to witness the event.
hey….throckmorton in my room in 10 minutes…
n: invented by sir thomas throckmorton after a series of p-ssw-ngle accidents in the 1870’s in which gentlemens’ nuts were crushed by the w-ngle rollers, this device allowed only the w-lly itself to be drawn through the rollers of the p-ssw-ngle thus sparing the nads.
egad you swine! you’ve drawn my b-lls straight through the throckmorton!