throne locked
the ability to not get off the toilet without -ssistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
sorry i didn’t answer the door but i was playing fallout shelter on my ipad in the john until i was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
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