throw a burrito


a limp p-n-s engaging in intercourse.
1. she was so fat that he couldn’t get hard. his only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. so i (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.

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