Throw ham
invented by soviet general georgi zhukov in 1944, this amazing technique was used by the red army to pummel the n-z- war machine into submission by tossing ham into german-held towns and trenches. tossed by an expert ham-thrower, an average flying piece of ham travels at an average of 76 mph. the end result is a m-ssive pile of blood, brains, and gibs. often fired from artilley or by a soldier himself, ham has and now will forever be used as a monstrous weapon of war.
kid:-insert long paragraph here- dammit! german forces have us outnumbered! what should we do?
you:throw ham!
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