throwing shoelaces


to spew s-m-n from your p-n-s, can also be described as ‘painting shoelaces’
‘bra, i painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!”
‘i couldnt get no play from that chick, so i threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey p-rn’
‘bros, i never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like i was on 3 v–gr-‘s’

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