Throwing the Dildo


this is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. it originally was devealoped in the p-rnographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with d-ld-es. the term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with “throwing in the towel,” “to steel oneself for…” and also to throw the d-ld- is to procrastinate or prevaricate.
throwing the d-ld-:
d-mn, she really threw the d-ld- on that compet-tion, what a dissapointment.
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hold on, i’m trying to throw the d-ld- before i jump.
-or-
“the meeting went well boss, but they threw the d-ld- at us so often that we couldn’t make much headway.”

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