throws tissues
verb.
the act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically -ssaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. the best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.
dude: i am sad right now and im crying..
you: -throws tissues –
-winks –
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