Tomatism
a rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
it’s real, don’t look it up.
guy1: “hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?”
guy2: “don’t you know i have tomatism!? now i’m gonna d-“
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