Thug Pelican


a wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it’s beak on its enormous stomach. pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.
joe: what’s that?

ronnie: it looks like a fat bird…….

joe: you baffoon thats a “thug pelican”!!!!

ronnie: what?

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