Thug Points
the new method of street cred. unlike it’s sister definition, thug points can be earned by even the whitest whities, and the nerdiest nerds.
1point-staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-throwing apples at garages from afar
mike:”hey richy, i just waved at that hot–ss mother b-tch.”
richy:”dahum, you just earned some thug points there.”
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