thumb it
to hitchhike, if you don’t have a ride
if you don’t like the way i drive, you can thumb it.
when you are too drunk to get a b-n-r so you use your thumb in place of you d-ck.
1.evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. evan cried himself to sleep…
2. dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn’t get it up man.
man: you should have thumbed it dude!
dude: f that sh-t i duffle bagged it instead man.
man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans d-ck)
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