the act of inserting one’s thumb in an unsuspecting -ss.
tom: man did you hear about nik the other night?
markus: naw man what happened?
tom: got super tanked and thumbdoukened some beezy!
markus: whoa, bra that’s f-ckin sweet!
- Thumb Promise
a sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. if it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is int-tled to 40 hours of oral s-x upon the person who had the promise brokded. if its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment. dont break thumb promises
the act of inserting one’s thumb into another’s b-tt. the thumb-tt, also known in it’s original latin form, (thumbus b-ttus) is an ancient practice, dating back to the origins of mankind. yea, jenny was being a total b-tch so i just had to give her the ol’ thumb-tt.
- Tiger Shrimp
this is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. he can’t keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. it is also a reference to the cheater, tiger woods. wood being your lover’s woody which is shrimp-like becuase he’s sleeping with someone […]
a korean boy band made up of 5 talented and s-xy guys who sing k-pop, j-pop, acapella, etc. tvxq stands for tong vfang xien qi ^.~ a korean boy group, who can’t sing, and are a total disgrace to the music industry, they are also sellouts. me : kpop and tvxq are the worst things […]
- tight game
1) when trying to flirt or spit game you are deemed successful which may proceed into getting laid (for one specific event) 2) when over all performance of trying to spit game is more than 25% successful (for all attempts to spit game in your life) 3) also used in sort as “your tight” bro […]