Thumbing A Saftey


a fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the s-xual act of stuffing a flaccid p-n-s up one’s f-nny.

generally only practiced by fife sengas in a desperate attempt to get some s-xual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
“see me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night…useless pr-ck.”

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