thunder beads
they are a stimulating pleasure toy for one’s -n-s. it looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (watch made of honor for visual reference)
as the h-rny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her b-tt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. the thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her -n-s that she yearned for. as the first bead entered the b-tt hole she yelped with pleasure. slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her -n-s. she did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!
1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. round beads that light up
3. beads you stick up your -n-l hole for enjoyment. funfunfun
it feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my -n-l hole
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