thunder clapper


a legendary pair of b-tt cheeks. when patty caked with no hands this -ss makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. oh great thunder clapper i bow to thee.
d-mn, that b-tch has a thunder clapper.
when someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and sh-ts in the hole.
glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.

kayleigh: oh dear that’s a shame

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