Thunder Schlong


a p-n-s that makes the “fap” sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.
“what’s that sound?”
“oh, that’s brock.”
“d-mn! i didn’t know he had a thunder schl-ng!”

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