a fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn’t know when to shut the f-ck up
friend:hey brian is your thundering c-nt coming to christmas dinner?
brian:no amber’s parents are going away for christmas
a very f-cking dumb game for kids like webkinz but with build a bear ” my kids love that game bearville!” -a soccer mom
when you finally realize what you had to do for homework. and that you never did it. i had a homeworklization when i realized we had to finish some science questions about forces of motion.
when you fake a person out and they stumble and fall. my friend hit the jukeage on me when he ran and i chased him and he took a sharp turn and i fell.
when him/her gets so turned on they get a milk jug and freeze it, and create a s-x scene, as they let the milk soak in his/her mouth like c-m. “bro, bae was doing some sagerops last night! it was crazy!”
- anna browned
when a girl only wants you for s-x or d-ck pics; when she just has s-x and then blocks you “she had s-x with me and now she won’t text back” “bro you just got anna browned”