thunderpiss

a thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of p-ss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) when you first wake up in the morning and have to p-ss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) after you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) john woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderp-ss.

2) after frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and c-ke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderp-ss.
when your p-ss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your p-ss h-tting the toilet water.
“thunder. thunder! thunder p-ss!”

“man, joe must have had a thunder p-ss. i felt it in the living room”

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taking a p-ss on an electrical appliance.
steve: “mary ann, i’m going to take a thunderp-ss on our electric fence.”

mary ann: “have fun, swee — wait, what?”

steve: -background- “oh my god!!!!!”