thurston
a person who is sensational at most things they do. also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite s-x) but remains single.
hey jenny, who is that guy dating?
no one.
but how come he is always with so many girls? is he g-y?
no, he’s a thurston.
a term for an std that could of come from one of 1,100 people in a dorm at gwu.
i went to the doctor last week and found out i had a thurston…wish i only had herpes.
a kid that was born with knowledge of chemistry. he writes down answers at lightning speed before it is even taught.
yo thurston, lemme copy!
a guy who is sensational at basketball
joe – dude that guy is such a thurston
randy – fer sure
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