Thuthanh Cow
a purple flying cow that goes by the name of thuthanh. this creature is very rare due to how short it is. it is very different from other cows. it enjoys eating a vietnamese dish called “pho”. this creature came from vietnam but got lost and found its way to america. if you poke this creature in the stomach, it goes “oohhh my god!” it is a very loveable creature and it loves pandas.
jackie: “i need a new pet.”
lee: “hey why don’t you get a thuthanh cow?”
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