thwarp


the audible sound of a queef. sound can differ in pitch, length, and intensity. this sound is what causes the embarr-ssment during intercourse, not the actual expulsion of the air pocket.
i was so embarr-ssed. i queefed last night and it sounded like, “thwarp thwarp thwaaaarppp.” i could have died.

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