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• Flying muffin top

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• Foot Sweep

  when you jack off or have some s-x in the shower, the excess c-m needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtesy. hey charlie! you jacked your bird in the shower and couldn’t even do the foot sweep?!? at least our friendship is goin’ down the drain. to […]

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• foot thong

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