TI-89 titanium
an upgraded version of the ti-89 released by texas instruments in 2004. features a new mini-usb port and 2.7 megabytes of flash rom.
n00b: lol, check out my hip ti-89! i have 6 games on it! i am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, i have a t-tanium, i have 50 games.
g-d’s calculator. most of the questions of the sats that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric ident-ties can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.
john: “hey randall, what did you get on the math section of the sats?”
randall: “oh, just an 800”
john: “800?!?! didn’t you get a 550 last time?”
randall: “that was before i got my ti-89 t-tanium!”
a device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: by stating that students are required to purchase the ti-89 t-tanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from texas instruments. (from department minutes)
this device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math cl-ss with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
dean’s secretary: hey, you didn’t put on your syllabus that you require the ti-89 t-tanium.
(dean walks in.)
instructor: that’s right. doesn’t it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
dean: no, not at all.
a high-performance calculator made by texas instruments. with a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the ti-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.
“hey, jack, where’s your ti-84?”
“oh, i left it in the trash can. check out this great ti-89 t-tanium i just got! i won’t even have to know how to do math anymore!”
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