a calculator – let’s get tha party getting on!!! yeah, that makes no sense at all, man, but listen tu ur heartbeat and walk straight on tha street till u drive him cräääässy.
ti-92 r0xxx da whole hole!
someone with horrific breath from drinking urine, or smelling as such one whiff of her deadly exhale was the living proof that she was, in fact, a urineglug
- Urine Gun
the male reproductive organ: c-ck, p-n-s, dong, w-ng, schl-ng, p-ss pump. ex:1. guy 1: hey what happened to you yesterday? guy 2: sorry, i was busy. i had a b-tt lunch at the urine gun glory hole. ex:2. how do you make b-ttnog? take one part urine gun to one part g-n-s, shake well, and […]
- urine helicopter
the act of spinning in your room all the while spraying every item in it with the glorious yellow stream of pee pee. best accomplished in a complete, utter state of blacked-outness. “hey lucian, you pulled a urine helicopter on yo sh-t again! slap me some skin, brotha!”
- Urine Idiot
the more literal translation of “you’re an idiot” it’s shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation. douche: hey man, i have feelings too, just because i bang 20 chicks a day doesn’t mean i’m a douche.. funny guy: man, you’re an idiot. get it? urine […]
three-way relationship. properly known by polyamorists as a triad. amusingly known by many gay men as a ‘thruple.’ in a gay thruple, there is twice the s-x, but six times the emotional baggage, as the joke goes. a couple in a three-way romantic relationship. i ran into our favorite thruple at a party last night. […]