tiajuana crime scene
a tiajuana crime scene is a combination of a dirty sanchez and a hot carl. it is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
“i woke up this morning in the middle of a tiajuana crime scene. if i had a dollar for everytime that happened…”
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