Tiburon Turnpike
s-x act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. the woman -ssumes any tantric yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric s-x with her hired steed. the gigolo sensually inserts part of his ‘linga’ (c-ck) in her ‘yoni’ (c-nt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. he then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her -sspipe, proceeding to b-ttf-ck her -ss in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. this is called the tiburon turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in tiburon, ca who hire gigolos.
i was getting so bored i could barely stay hard, so i gave her the ol’ tiburon turnpike.
mrs. jettison’s r-ct-m prolapsed during a tiburon turnpike.
a surprise -n-l penetration during heteros-xual s-xual intercourse. phrase coined by gigolos working in tiburon, ca, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
i got fired, because i gave her the ol’ tiburon turnpike.
she wants to see me again next week, because i gave her the ol’ tiburon turnpike.
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