Tic Tac Dick


a p-n-s: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called “tic tacs”. when seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.
—- about this big!

girl: man justin bieber must have a tic tac d-ck!
a guy with a d-ck the size of a tic tac. never more than an inch.
person 1: you have to see that
person 2: see what?
person 1: that guys d-ck
person 2: is it big?
person 1: f-ck no. it’s less than an inch
person 2: why would i want to see a tic tac d-ck?
person 1: to make fun of it
person 2: he’s probably gonna stay a virgin for life
a man having a p-n-s the size of a tic-tac.
that dude has a tic-tac d-ck.

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