tick-tock lesbian


a girl who claims heteros-xuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.

symptoms include:
-short hair
-doc martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women

since when is eddie gay? oh, wait nevermind–that’s his girlfriend. yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.

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