ticket projectile device
an effective way police officers could ticket a m-ss of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was “intent to consume.” at 1:30 am on new year’s. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they p-ss on the streets on new year’s.
an effective way police officers could ticket a m-ss of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was “intent to consume.” at 1:30 am on new year’s. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they p-ss on the streets on new year’s.
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