ticon


a dixon ticonderoga pencil. some times known as a dixon or d-cky ticon, these are the best pencils on earth. they are the reason why pencils in cartoons and artwork are yellow–because they are the only pencils in the world. you can snap a ticon in half and put it back together again. the eraser works every time. it doesn’t take two hours to manually sharpen, only to get a sh-tty point that barely shows up on paper.

other models include the tri-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a “stealth ticon”, the noir, or “shiny ticon”, which is a holographic one, the recycled tires ticon, also called a “stealth ticon”, the mircoban ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it’s greatness, and the envirostiks, which is called the “envi ticon”, which is just bare wood.
dude: aww dude, i need a pencil

person: -pulls out ticon-

dude: yo hook me up with one of the best pencils in the world

person: here, use my stealth ticon.
the best pencil used ever. sharpens easily and writes amazing.
sarah: dude, is that a ticon?!
emily: you bet it’s a ticon, look at how sharp it is.

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