Ticonderoga Two-Touch


(n) an aggressive maneuver, when one “drops” a pencil (preferably a ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the n-ts-ck of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
mike enjoys the old kennedy c-ck punch, but i myself prefer the ticonderoga two-touch.

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