Tide Talking


when a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child’s bawling.
dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

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