a bad-ss who takes no sh-t from n-body, and will own anybody who fronts with him.
dude: yo dawg, that guy over there’s a tido, mess with him and he’ll f-ck u up!!
tido is usually a special name for someone who finds that standing out, and showing the world his sense of pride is what makes him original always finding a base of life.
(tee-dough) (t-dow)


“your st–ze has no originality like one in five”
“my tido is one in one million”
a small asian s-x slave.
johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her -rs-.
to throw 110% effort into the pursuit of a lady, yet still set off her gaydar.

someone who’s t-st-cl-s have mysteriously grown in the wrong place since birth
he really thought he was in there, but it turned out that he had tidoed.

and then moontel shakes hands with this tido, who, i sh-t you not, had em growing off his chin, dude.
dumb canadian warez wh0re who begs people for sh-lls and topsites, usually offering things he doesn’t have in return.
yo man, i know you want on dis fat ftp, but you ain’t gotta tido me for it!

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