Tidy (noun)
from the phrase, ‘to have a tidy’, meaning to straighten one’s clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. in men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one’s c-ck and b-lls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.
what are you doing with your hands in your trousers? i’m only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!
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