tidy wank


synonym to chicken f-cker.

a tidy w-nk is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
eg. that chicken f-cker tidy w-nk b-st-rd is at school today, lets go hit him with bottels.

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