tie your shoes
a bl-wj-b in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him
guy 1: did vanessa tie your shoes last night?
guy 2: h-ll yeah it felt great!
also: tie shoes, tie my shoes, etc.
a euphamism for f-ll-t–.
vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.
or
brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. it felt great.
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