Tier System
tier 1: an individual you consider marriage material and is both physical and mentally attractive.
tier 2: an individual who you date exclusively and is highly attractive, but you aren’t sure or you don’t believe you will settle down with this person.
tier 3: an individual you would not seriously date exclusively date. this person is attractive but is most likely a booty call or a friend with benefits.
tier 4: an individual you are not physically attracted to s-xually, but you consider them a friend.
tier 5: a lagoon creature who should never see the light of day.
most of the girls i date are tier 2 but they may be promoted to tier 1 after i date them for a while. the tier system helps cl-ssify how serious a relationship is.
the tier system is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. it works as follows:
tier 0 : most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
tier 1 : most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
tier 2 : very attractive but not in the same league as tier 1 individuals.
tier 3 : somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
tier 4 : completely unattractive and unacceptable in all s-xual contexts.
it is easy to talk about women using the tier system becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.
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