tiff

tiff is an extremely s-xy and seductive guy. if you ever meet a tiff be sure to never let home go. he may well be a little bit crazy but he will one day turn out to one of the best companions in your life. generally he will be very smart and funny but won’t always act his age. many of the things he does are as a result of his l-st for excitement and his love of adventure. don’t judge a tiff by his cover, because you will live to regret it.
oh sh-t, tiff stole my girl again!
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a fight between two people; a disagreement where two people aren’t talking
me and kat are in a little tiff…
turquoise & black sb dunks made for diamond supply co. called tiffs because the colors are similar to a tiffany jewelry box.
eyy playa, how’d you get those tiffs! only like 700 pairs made, i thought!
tiff – a scwabble, or fight between people, most commonly a “girlish” fight about something small or rediculous.
they had a little tiff over who got the last piece of cake.
an argument, often between husband and wife
those two seem to be having a lover’s tiff!
noun.

plural (tiffs)
a female counter part of a bro. native to college campuses, dave matthews band concerts and tail gates. often wears sorority t-shirts, north face fleece jackets and especially tiffany an co. bracelets, for which they are named.

tell-tale signs of tiff behavior include but are not limited to: showing die hard support of a sports team in order to attract attention from bros, beer pong, flippy cup, making t-shirts for minuscule events, wearing pink pajama pants and fleece to cl-ss, painting celebratory messages on the windows of friend’s vehicles using car paint.
i almost got hit on the way to cl-ss by some tiff who was too blasting lady gaga out of their jeep wrangler to pay attention to the road.
1. the expression of not wanting to deal with something at the moment, or finding certain things unappeasable.

origin: derived from the phrase “too far” which had become too long to say due to laziness, leading the use of just the two letters “t” “f”, which also, after so long had become two syllables too many, thus eventually leading to “tiff.”

it is often used to replace phrases such as; “screw that,” “f-ck this,” “forget about it,” etc.
nick: hey man, let’s go to the library and get our study on.
carl: dude, tiff that.

girlfriend: you never spend enough time with me!
boyfriend: tiff this relationship.
(noun)
someone who tells irrelevant, pointless stories and/or gives you meaningless information about things that n-body cares about.
“stop being such a tiff. no-one cares that your roommate just got home!”

“she kept telling us all these dumb stories about her cat! she was being a complete tiff.”