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(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting
–near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of florida–

max: dude, i can’t wait to get there. i gotta go so bad!

tim: should i pull over?

max: nah, i’ll wait cuz i need to both.

tim: oh, i thought you had to p-ss.

max: nah. i gotta both.

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