Tiger in the Bathroom
when you were so drunk last night and you wake up with a big hangover, you almost can’t remember what happened last night.
courtesy “hangover, the movie”
jim: men, i have like the worst hangover
ron: you were pretty knocked out last night. did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
jim: almost. if i’d had 1 more tequilla yesterday, i definitely would have seen that tiger
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