tiger schwartz
a small male with a large dad who has a bad way with girls allowing all conversations come to a awkward silence. he has many loki bracelets and a pair of fake yeezys. if your name is tiger schwartz or you are referred to as tiger schwartz, you must be really bad at call of duty but your skills excel in the shooting range knowing every combination or sequence due to the hours of practice you have taken
person: are you playing cod?
man: yea, i’m having a blast
person: lol you just died, you must be tiger schwartz!
man: but i am really good using my karabin in the shooting range!
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