tiger team
1. the latest limp-d-ck business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on boss man’s faux-important “project.”
2. gag-worthy term applied to suck-ups eager to stay late in order to snap crumbs from boss man’s stingy hand.
d-ck:
“i’ve got it! we’ll form a tiger team to figure out how to lay off 30% of our workforce…then, we’ll fire the tiger team!”
wad:
“brilliant!”
a project team of high performing individuals tasked to solve a unique problem using an efficient and expedient process that produces exceptional results.
we formed a tiger team to look at the why our costs were running 50% higher than expected so we could get them under control.
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