Tiger Woods effect
this effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that tiger woods is playing in the next tournament. after they hear this they all get worried and sh-t themselves.
bob: “when i got onto the golf course today and saw tiger the tiger woods effect hit me. did hit you too?”
john: “of course it did it is tiger woods.”
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